I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.

Yes, I did bite the head off of a dove. Yes, I did bite the head off of a bat. It's a stupid thing to do, but I did it.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

I've been a practicing alcoholic and drug addict for most of my life.

You've got to have something to retire to. Something you always wanted to do but your job prevented it.

I retired once but you've got to have something to retire to and I don't want to do anything. My job is like a well paid hobby, I mean not a hobby but I'm not lining up every morning at the bus queue to go to work. I'm very lucky.

When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.