Unholy soldier, disciple of sin, what kind of mind are you living in?

Every shopaholic needs an accomplice.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I like the word f-k. F-king deal with it and move on to the first f-king question you have.

God is within you. God is a nice feeling. He's the flowers and smells and the nice things in life.

I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.