I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the fu*k I'm talking about.

Let me explain something to you - you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years - write me a note!

The ministry of fear that won't let you live. The ministry of grace that doesn't forgive.

Thank God for the bomb. Nuke ya, nuke ya.

Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!

It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.

You've got to have something to retire to. Something you always wanted to do but your job prevented it.