I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world, a frightened little man on red alert from when I wake until I go to sleep. I was born with fear.

If you choose to criticize, you choose your enemies.

I like the word f-k. F-king deal with it and move on to the first f-king question you have.

At 18, if someone had said to me, "I think you should go to rehab and get cleaned up," I would have thought, "You're fucking mad."

Tell me where do I belong in a sick society?

International rock star - gravy maker extraordinaire.

Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!