I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world, a frightened little man on red alert from when I wake until I go to sleep. I was born with fear.

There are no unachievable goals.

Tell me I'm a sinner I got news for you I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you! Don't you try and teach me no original sin; I don't need your pity for the shape I'm in

I always feel like I am on the dark side of the tracks. I feel I'm no good. I can't read.

Everything that I think is good is bad, and everything that I think is bad is good.

I don't know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.

Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!