We're going off the rails on a crazy train.

What is the world coming to?

I keep hearing this [expletive] thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people. If that's the case, why do we give people guns when they go to war? Why not just send the people?

I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.

If I could have just one more wish, I'd wipe the cobwebs from my eyes.

I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think … Satan.

I tried heroin once and I didn't like it. It frightened me.