I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think … Satan.

I'll always be an outrageous character.

I've been dictating to my son, who's helping me on his computer. I'm spending a lot of time doing research - I've just got up to 1971, when I went crazy and dived through the window. My life is so full of interesting stories.

Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.

I’m a lunatic by nature, and lunatics don’t need training – they just are.