I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.
Ozzy OsbourneIf you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll piss up this shrine.'
Ozzy OsbourneThe most unbelievable thing about my behaviour is that I was convinced it was entirely f**king normal.
Ozzy Osbourne