When I heard the Beatles, I thought thats it. That's what I want to be. I want to be a Beatle.

Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking.

Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.

I never thought I could write anything or do a show sober, ever. But I did the Black Sabbath shows sober, and it was so much better fun for me, and everybody.

It’s sad, y’know, what money does to people.

Thank God for the bomb. Nuke ya, nuke ya.

I used to smoke cigarettes, smoke dope, do smack, every f - - thing. First, I couldn't function without it. Then I couldn't do anything with or without it. Then I thought, "This is the end of the line for my fun days."