I love my wife. We've had a few slings and arrows across the room, but I'm not prepared to give in, you know? People say she saved my life, but at the same time, I saved her life, as well, I think. She's a great mother, she's a great wife, she's a great worker, she's a great manager. She's just great.

They said I would never write this book. Well, f**k ’em – ’cos here it is. All I have to do now is remember something... Bollocks. I can’t remember anything.

Pink Floyd was music for rich college kids, and we were the exact f**king opposite of that.

I'm dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I've got something like a hereditary tremor.

I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter.

The Beatles. I didn't like the first couple of songs, but when I heard "She Loves You', it was like something went off in my head.

Jesus Christ was the original rock'n'roll star. He gave people reasons to live in the rut they were living in. He was the first man to say, "You don't have to have human sacrifices, 'cause human sacrifices hurt somebody, you know?" Just believe in the spirit that is within you.