I love my wife. We've had a few slings and arrows across the room, but I'm not prepared to give in, you know? People say she saved my life, but at the same time, I saved her life, as well, I think. She's a great mother, she's a great wife, she's a great worker, she's a great manager. She's just great.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

It was one of the greatest experiences I have ever had in my life to meet Paul McCartney. It was phenomenal.

All rehab can do is tell you what’s wrong with you and then suggest ways for you to get better.

I think if a man can create something like an atom bomb, he can surely create something with his own mind.

I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.

My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk.