I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks.

Be good and honest to your fellow man and try to do something good for somebody.

I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think … Satan.

If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist.

You can choose, don't confuse, win or lose, it's up to you.

Don't ask me, I don't know

I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same.