Jesus Christ was the original rock'n'roll star. He gave people reasons to live in the rut they were living in. He was the first man to say, "You don't have to have human sacrifices, 'cause human sacrifices hurt somebody, you know?" Just believe in the spirit that is within you.

Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!

I'm into rock'n'roll because rock'n'roll, to me, means freedom.

Nobody tells me f-k all!

Unholy soldier, disciple of sin, what kind of mind are you living in?

If that's the only thing that's stopping war then thank God for the bomb.

They said I would never write this book. Well, f**k ’em – ’cos here it is. All I have to do now is remember something... Bollocks. I can’t remember anything.