I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

It took a lot of water to down just that f-king bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my f-king throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, 'You're the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?' It happened f-king once, for Christ's sake.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I have no faith in my ability to judge things.

I retired once but you've got to have something to retire to and I don't want to do anything. My job is like a well paid hobby, I mean not a hobby but I'm not lining up every morning at the bus queue to go to work. I'm very lucky.

I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.