I hated school. Hated it.

I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I’ve made a career out of it now.

It’s sad, y’know, what money does to people.

I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the fu*k I'm talking about.

It was always fun in the early days of Black Sabbath, when I stayed away from heavy drugs. Then someone gave me cocaine and I went, "Hallelujah!" I thought I'd found the meaning of life!

Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.

If that's the only thing that's stopping war then thank God for the bomb.