If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist.

People think I'm crazy, but I'm in demand.

Thank God for the bomb. Nuke ya, nuke ya.

At 18, if someone had said to me, "I think you should go to rehab and get cleaned up," I would have thought, "You're fucking mad."

If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll piss up this shrine.'

Everything that I think is good is bad, and everything that I think is bad is good.

Ozzy is a powerful and attractive man. When I grow up I want to be Ozzy.