People want it to be red, like blood. It's kind of funny. When I used to throw meat into the audience, I'd get letters from kids' mothers saying, "What's the best way to get blood stains out of my son's shirt?"

Nobody tells me f-k all!

It was such an amazing time for music in the Sixties. When popular music hit me, it was like magic was in the air.

But the thing with us was, we didn’t really need anyone to make us world famous – we were already halfway there.

I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.

Love and peace to everyone. May your God go with you.

I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.