If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll piss up this shrine.'

You learn who your friends are when the sh-t hits the fan.

When you get to 60, the word "retirement" comes in on every conversation.

It took a lot of water to down just that f-king bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my f-king throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, 'You're the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?' It happened f-king once, for Christ's sake.

I once had a dream about getting a marriage, house in the country, and at the end of the day we'd retire, but I'm never going to retire.

I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night.

Take my hand and we'll go riding through the sunshine from above. We'll find happiness together in the summer skies of love.