There are no unsavable souls.
If that's the only thing that's stopping war then thank God for the bomb.
I don’t know whose brilliant idea that was, but it wasn’t mine, that’s for sure.
One thing that does confuse me, is that there are more religions in this world than ever, yet there's only supposed to be one God.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist.