Every shopaholic needs an accomplice.

The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.

I'm out doing my deal, I'm turning people on. What's wrong with taking people away from their everyday mundane situation and having a good, fun night for an hour and a half at a rock'n'roll scene?

I'm dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I've got something like a hereditary tremor.

There's no present, there's no future, I don't even know about the past.

Chocolate thickens the saliva, which isn't good news if you've gotta recite Shakespeare or sing Iron Man. Having said that, you're not supposed to drink tea either but I still do before gigs. It's not very rock and roll, but it's like a magic potion to me.

I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.