The bone won't come to the dog. It's the dog that goes to the bone.

When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.

When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the cellar.

The bone won't come to the dog. It's the dog that goes to the bone.

A wish is a dish that's a lot like a fish: Once it's been eaten it's harder to throw back. - Mr. Rakshasas

Philosophy begins when you don't know where to look for an answer.

Sometimes human nature can leave you looking just a little shamefaced.