I'm from a family of teachers. My father would drown me in the bathtub if my daughter didn't graduate from college. I don't care who she is or what she does. Just get the diploma.

Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker.

The world going insane and evil letting slip the birds of war is no excuse for sloppy vocabulary.

Mercy is stronger than your sword.

that's as nutty as squirrel turds

Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.

Ancient one sleeping, waiting to rise When earth's power bleeds sacred red The mark strikes true; Queen Tsi Sgili will devise He shall be washed from his entombing bed Through the hand of the dead he is free Terrible beauty, monstrous sight Ruled again they shall be Women shall kneel to his dark might Kalona's song sounds sweet As we slaughter with cold heat