Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.

One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.

If you could call the thing a horse. If it hadn't shown a flash of speed in the straight, it would have got mixed up with the next race.

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.