The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.

To persons of spirit like ourselves the only happy marriage is that which is based on a firm foundation of almost incessant quarrelling.

One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very seldom see him come into a room.

She fitted into my biggest arm-chair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing arm-chairs tight about the hips that season

Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.

He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the leg.

You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing.