Do you ever get moods when life seems absolutely meaningless? It's like a badly-constructed story, with all sorts of characters moving in and out who have nothing to do with the plot. And when somebody comes along that you think really has something to do with the plot, he suddenly drops out. After a while you begin to wonder what the story is about, and you feel that it's about nothing—just a jumble.
P. G. WodehouseIt is true of course, that I have a will of iron, but it can be switched off if the circumstances seem to demand it.
P. G. WodehouseStatisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.
P. G. WodehouseNew York is a small place when it comes to the part of it that wakes up just as the rest is going to bed.
P. G. Wodehouse