As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over.

To say that New York came up to its advance billing would be the baldest of understatements. Being there was like being in heaven without going to all the bother and expense of dying.

Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests!

My motto is 'Love and let love' - with the one stipulation that people who love in glass-houses should breathe on the windows.

A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.