Woman is the unfathomable, incalculable mystery, the problem we men can never hope to solve.
P. G. WodehouseWe Woosters do not lightly forget. At least, we do - some things - appointments, and people's birthdays, and letters to post, and all that - but not an absolutely bally insult like the above.
P. G. WodehouseNo one so dislikes being punished unjustly as the person who might have been punished justly on scores of previous occasions, if he had only been found out.
P. G. Wodehouse