What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?

Hugo?’ ‘Millicent?’ ‘Is that you?’ ‘Yes. Is that you?’ ‘Yes.’ Anything in the nature of misunderstanding was cleared away. It was both of them.

-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter

There's too much of that where-every-prospect-pleases-and-only-man-is-vile stuff buzzing around for my taste.

One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.