Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests!

The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide.

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

I shoved on a dressing-gown, and flew downstairs like a mighty, rushing wind.

My motto is 'Love and let love' - with the one stipulation that people who love in glass-houses should breathe on the windows.

Many a man may look respectable, and yet be able to hide at will behind a spiral staircase.

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.