Providence seems to look after the chumps of this world; and, personally, I'm all for it.

The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness.

Whenever I have that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.

Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped.

To persons of spirit like ourselves the only happy marriage is that which is based on a firm foundation of almost incessant quarrelling.

You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing.

You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.