He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes to its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

The real objection to the great majority of cats is their insufferable air of superiority.

A roll and butter and a small coffee seemed the only things on the list that hadn't been specially prepared by the nastier-minded members of the Borgia family for people they had a particular grudge against, so I chose them.

I turned on the pillow with a little moan, and at this juncture Jeeves entered with the vital oolong. I clutched at it like a drowning man at a straw hat.

The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.

You agreee with me that the situation is a lulu? Certainly, a somewhat sharp crisis in your affairs would appear to have been precipitated, Sir.

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?