The real objection to the great majority of cats is their insufferable air of superiority.

I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

Jeeves, you really are a specific dream-rabbit." "Thank you, miss. I am glad to have given satisfaction.

Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on?

Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.