In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.

-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter

"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is any kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying.

The stationmaster's whiskers are of a Victorian bushiness and give the impression of having been grown under glass.

It's a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt for a needle in a haystack you don't find it. If you don't give a darn whether you ever see the needle or not it runs into you the first time you lean against the stack.

There was a sound in the background like a distant sheep coughing gently on a mountainside. Jeeves sailing into action.

It's not that I don't trust you, Dunstable, it's simply that I don't trust you.