However devoutly a girl may worship the man of her choice, there always comes a time when she feels an irresistible urge to haul off and let him have it in the neck.

Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on?

But everything is relative, Bertie... You, for instance, are my relative, and I am your relative.

Employers are like horses — they require management.

A roll and butter and a small coffee seemed the only things on the list that hadn't been specially prepared by the nastier-minded members of the Borgia family for people they had a particular grudge against, so I chose them.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

If he had a mind, there was something on it.