However devoutly a girl may worship the man of her choice, there always comes a time when she feels an irresistible urge to haul off and let him have it in the neck.

What is Love compared with holing out before your opponent?

I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself.

Woman is the unfathomable, incalculable mystery, the problem we men can never hope to solve.

She fitted into my biggest arm-chair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing arm-chairs tight about the hips that season

As a rule, from what I've observed, the American Captain of Industry doesn't do anything out of business hours. When he has put the cat out and locked up the office for the night, he just relapses into a state of coma from which he emerges only to start being a Captain of Industry again.

the ice was not only broken; it was shivered into a million fragments