There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

I can detach myself from the world. If there is a better world to detach oneself from than the one functioning at the moment I have yet to hear of it.

the ice was not only broken; it was shivered into a million fragments

His whole aspect was that of a man who has unexpectedly been struck by lightning.

Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.