You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.

There was a sound in the background like a distant sheep coughing gently on a mountainside. Jeeves sailing into action.

I always advise people never to give advice.

I was in rare fettle and the heart had touched a new high. I don't know anything that braces one up like finding you haven't got to get married after all.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

It's not that I don't trust you, Dunstable, it's simply that I don't trust you.

I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself.