You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.

A man who has spent most of his adult life trying out a series of patent medicines is always an optimist.

What ho!" I said. "What ho!" said Motty. "What ho! What ho!" "What ho! What ho! What ho!" After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.

It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.

There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'" "The mood will pass, sir.

I don't know if you know it, J.B., but you're the sort of fellow who causes hundreds to fall under suspicion when he's found stabbed in his library with a paper-knife of Oriental design.

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.