As a rule, from what I've observed, the American Captain of Industry doesn't do anything out of business hours. When he has put the cat out and locked up the office for the night, he just relapses into a state of coma from which he emerges only to start being a Captain of Industry again.

I mean, imagine how some unfortunate Master Criminal would feel, on coming down to do a murder at the old Grange, if he found that not only was Sherlock Holmes putting in the weekend there, but Hercule Poirot, as well." ~ Bertram "Bertie" Wooster

It's curious how, when you're in love, you yearn to go about doing acts of kindness to everybody.

Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped.

Slice him where you like, a hellhound is always a hellhound.

One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got rid of the body.

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.