The storm is over, there is sunlight in my heart. I have a glass of wine and sit thinking of what has passed.

My motto is 'Love and let love' - with the one stipulation that people who love in glass-houses should breathe on the windows.

Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.

You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing.

He was a long, stripy policeman, who flowed out of his uniform at odd spots, as if Nature, setting out to make a constable, had had a good deal of material left over which she had not liked to throw away but hardly seemed able to fit into the general scheme.

I clutched at the brow. The mice in my interior had now got up an informal dance and were buck-and-winging all over the place like a bunch of Nijinskys.

You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.