He was one of those earnest, persevering dancers--the kind that have taken twelve correspondence lessons.

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The only way of really finding out a man's true character is to play golf with him. In no other walk of life does the cloven hoof so quickly display itself.

Many a man may look respectable, and yet be able to hide at will behind a spiral staircase.

He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes to its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.