He was one of those earnest, persevering dancers--the kind that have taken twelve correspondence lessons.

To say that New York came up to its advance billing would be the baldest of understatements. Being there was like being in heaven without going to all the bother and expense of dying.

Half a league Half a league Half a league onward With a hey-nonny-nonny And a hot cha-cha.

Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter

Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with one ounce more brain than a cuckoo clock. I wish to goodness I knew the man who invented this infernal game. I'd strangle him. But I suppose he's been dead for ages. Still, I could go and jump on his grave.