you ever have that feeling when you step down onto a footstep that isn't there?

So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life.

Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.

I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.

What ho!" I said. "What ho!" said Motty. "What ho! What ho!" "What ho! What ho! What ho!" After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.

Unlike the male codfish which, suddenly finding itself the parent of three million five hundred thousand little codfish, cheerfully resolves to love them all, the British aristocracy is apt to look with a somewhat jaundiced eye on its younger sons.

When you're alone you don't do much laughing.