I am a great admirer of women.

I've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything.

There are twenty-seven specific complaints against the British Crown set forth in the Declaration of Independence. To modern ears they still sound reasonable. They still sound reasonable, in large part, because so many of them can be leveled against the federal government of the United States.

Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present.

The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion - very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly arrived half an hour after the toast and the coffee didn't come until we'd called for the check. However, it was hard to be angry at a place that had ice cream, beer, and cigarettes on its breakfast menu.

The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and Bullshit

Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.