I had grown up as a feature writer, and basically my career had been in The National Lampoon and as a magazine editor, and I'd never been a reporter.

The very existence of the bicycle is an offense to reason and wisdom.

Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."

Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

In the wake of Animal House, the stock briefly and quite wrongly shot up. So I love that movie.

The idea of a news broadcast once was to find someone with information and broadcast it. The idea now is to find someone with ignorance and spread it around.