If a journalist shows a facility for praise he's liable to be offered a job in public relations or advertising and the next thing you know he's got a big office, a huge salary and is living in a fine home with a lovely wife and swell kids - another career blown to hell.

A good bachelor drinks his dessert (and sometimes the rest of his meals). A sweet tooth is a danger signal that you're getting too much exercise and not enough cocktails.

No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal

There are just two rules of governance in a free society: Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself.

They don't like anyone who isn't Korean, and they don't like each other all that much, either. They're hardheaded, hard-drinking, tough little bastards, 'the Irish of Asia'.

Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.

I couldn't have gotten into Harvard with a crowbar.