The real alternative to power of the rich is not power of the poor. It's just plain power.

Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.

Now majority rule is a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. But like other precious, sacred things .... it's not only worth dying for; it can make you wish you were dead. Imagine if all life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza.

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I'm worried about the difference between wrong and fun.

Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy.

Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system