It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.

We should never hesitate to listen to a fool about life because life is pretty foolish as far as I can tell.

Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.

Some women want the strong silent type, so they can tell him to shut up and rearrange the furniture.

There is that kind of happiness. There is the love and marriage and family kind of happiness, which is exceedingly boring to describe but nonetheless is important to have and dreadful not to have.

Australia is not very exclusive. On the visa application they still ask if you've been convicted of a felony - although they are willing to give you a visa even if you haven't been.

That is the really great thing about being an adult male, once you get married and have children the whole decision-making process is taken out of your hands, and I for one am extremely grateful.