It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.

There's a very good reason that governments aren't supposed to compete with private-enterprise companies. Governments have monopolies on certain things, like eminent domain and deadly force.

I realised the bohemian life was not for me. I would look around at my friends, living like starving artists, and wonder, 'Where's the art?' They weren't doing anything. And there was so much interesting stuff to do, so much fun to be had... maybe I could even quit renting.

After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.

In theory, taxes should be like shopping. What I buy is government services. What I pay are my taxes.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

Man developed in Africa. He has not continued to do so there.