Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.
When a thing defies physical law, there's usually politics involved.
I've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything.
The Constitution is an equally forthright piece of work and quite succinct ... giving the complete operating instructions for a nation of 250 million people. The manual for a Toyota Camry, which only seats five, is four times as long.
The Harvard Lampoon itself, which had a pretty stellar run in the '60s.
Imagine a weight-loss program at the end of which, instead of better health, good looks, and hot romantic prospects, you die. Somalia had become just this kind of spa.