Sloths move at the speed of congressional debate but with greater deliberation and less noise.
P. J. O'RourkeIn case we have to shoot Democrats. It happened during the Civil War, and it could happen again.
P. J. O'RourkeI am a journalist and, under the modern journalist's code of Olympian objectivity (and total purity of motive), I am absolved of responsibility. We journalists don't have to step on roaches. All we have to do is turn on the kitchen light and watch the critters scurry.
P. J. O'RourkeImagine having journalists in your own home and not even covering the furniture with plastic sheets first.
P. J. O'Rourke