Good manners consist of doing precisely what everyone thinks should be done, especially when no one knows quite what that is.

You can't shame or humiliate modern celebrities. What used to be called shame and humiliation is now called publicity.

How much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?

When a government controls both the economic power of individuals and the coercive power of the state ... this violates a fundamental rule of happy living: Never let the people with all the money and the people with all the guns be the same people.

The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say.

On Michael Moore TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.

I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a 'learning experience.' It makes me feel less stupid.