Any person who has spent time outdoors actually doing something, such as hunting and fishing as opposed to standing there with a doobie in his mouth, knows nature is not intrinsically healthy.

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.

Government does not cause affluence. Citizens of totalitarian countries have plenty of government and nothing of anything else.

In Washington journalists can afford to live almost as well as people who work for a living.

In 1970 or '71, early in the magazine, Michael O'Donoghue did maybe eight pages of a 1958 yearbook, from Ezra Taft Benson High School. But by the time the [book-length] high-school yearbook came around, he didn't want to be involved.

You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

Everything on a boat has a different name than it would have if it weren't on a boat. Either this is ancient seafaring tradition or it's how people who mess around with boats try to impress the rest of us who actually finished college.