Any person who has spent time outdoors actually doing something, such as hunting and fishing as opposed to standing there with a doobie in his mouth, knows nature is not intrinsically healthy.

[Al] Franken is left-wing and funny. He's a pretty good political humorist.

There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Just as some things are too strange for fiction, others are too true for journalism.

I can think of a number of areas in New York where three acres of nuclear waste would make the neighborhood safer to walk around in than it is now, and better lit.

Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.