There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily.

There was also a hunger strike in front of the National Press Club, which seemed an odd place to have a hunger strike (a cocktail fast, maybe). Although the Bangladeshis were savvy enough to know to know that if you're going to pester journalists, don't go to where they work: You'll never find them there.

Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union.

Sometimes you need a B-2 bomber and sometimes you need your mother.

Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information.

I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.

Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.