Microeconomics is about money you don't have, and macroeconomics is about money the government is out of.
P. J. O'RourkeWriting this book required an enormous amount of help from friends. To them goes the credit. I'll take the money.
P. J. O'RourkeThe collegiate idealists who fill the ranks of the environmental movement seem willing to do absolutely anything to save the biosphere, except take science courses and learn something about it.
P. J. O'RourkePolitical systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty.
P. J. O'Rourke