First and foremost: Feed people.

Then basically what was happening was that it was the middle '80s, and Rolling Stone realized that a lot of their readers had voted for [Ronald] Reagan, and they were going, "Gosh! We need a Republican! Does anybody know a Republican? Wait a minute! I think P.J.'s a Republican!"

When I became a man, I put away childish things and got more elaborate and expensive childish things from France and Japan.

When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings on it?

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality.

Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.