War will exist as long as there's a food chain.

From National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people.

I live in New Hampshire. We're in favor of global warming. Eleven hundred more feet of sea-level rises? I've got beachfront property. You tell us up there, "By the end of the century, New York City could be underwater," and we say, "Your point is?"

I can think of a number of areas in New York where three acres of nuclear waste would make the neighborhood safer to walk around in than it is now, and better lit.

There are twenty-seven specific complaints against the British Crown set forth in the Declaration of Independence. To modern ears they still sound reasonable. They still sound reasonable, in large part, because so many of them can be leveled against the federal government of the United States.

Humor is a terrific tool for explaining things, especially when what you're explaining is frightening or dull and complicated.

It is very hard now to shock people into thinking about government regulation and the extent of government involvement in life.